Sounds like Jesus, only he’s a stripper.
Beans
Beans
I miss those SWV girls.
Chrissa
Chrissa
So, is that the bad cancer?
Chrissa
Chrissa
I forgot to wash my arm.
Lady at Presidium
Lady at Presidium
I heard it hurts to get extinguished.
Amity Humm
Amity Humm
He’s really fucking close to being not retarded.
Big Sexy
Big Sexy
So then we met the one armed Amish man shoveling shit.
Allen Cox
Allen Cox
Yeah he’s mad, the Dr. told him to quit eating bologna sandwiches.
Big Sexy
Big Sexy
I don’t think Eddie Murphy’s that funny.
That’s Martin Lawrence.
Rachel & Rod
That’s Martin Lawrence.
Rachel & Rod
Have you ever been mad at God before? I was.
Big Sexy
Big Sexy
A Kid rock flash mob just broke out in my bedroom.
Kerri Mercury Morris
Kerri Mercury Morris
I have a pony tail in my purse.
Kerri Mercury Morris
Kerri Mercury Morris
Is this Little Richard?
Yes
I’m fucking pissed!
Diana & Jereme
Yes
I’m fucking pissed!
Diana & Jereme
did i ever tell you about the time i nearly suffocated on a bag while driving my car?
Jarrod
Jarrod
Your dad deleted you on facebook. Twice!
Rod Hicks & Kerri Mercury Morris
Rod Hicks & Kerri Mercury Morris
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